How do you pronounce your name?
Saff-ronn
Thought about an ex today?
No
How do you feel todaay?
Stressed about school and generally fed up!
What was one reason you last cried?
School.
What are you wearing?
Uniform, flowery jacket, slippers.
Does the last person you kissed love you?
Yes, I hope my mum loves me!
Are you waiting for something?
Yeah!
Is there someone you will never forget?
Yes.
Who was the last person you spoke to on msn?
Molly XD
Last person you hugged?
My mum!
Did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl?
No
How was last night?
It was ok, except I wasted a whole night doing nothing at all when I could have got a lot of homework done.
Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again?
Nope.
Are you someone who worries too often?
People say I do, and I think I do as well.
What shoes did you wear today?
School shoes, just plain black flats.
What do the majority of people in your life call you?
Saffy
Do you regret anything you did in the past three days?
Yes of course!
Do you like cuddling?
Occasionally.
Does the last person you held hands with mean a lot to you?
Not really.
Honestly, has anyone ever seen you in your underwear?
Yes, in pe!
Are you anything like you were this time last year?
Yeah, but I like to think I have matured a lot more than I was.
Do you drink water?
Yes. Who doesn't?
Do you want someone you cant have?
Yes... :(
Who was that last person you had a phone call longer than 7 minutes with?
Uuuum, can't recall.
Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
Nawwwwwwww!
If you could change your eye colour, what would it be?
Jade green!
Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Nope.
At the moment are you warm or cold?
Fine.
What was the last thing you spent your money on?
Some postcards with bands on them.
Is there one song that reminds you of the past year?
Not really.
Where is the person you last kissed at this moment?
Probably at their house.
Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed?
No
If someone were to ask you out right now would you say yes?
Uhuh.
Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
Nawww.
Kissed anyone whose name starts with a D?
Nawwwww.
Last person you drove with in a car?
Ma copain.
Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive.
Does anyone have feelings for you?
Nawwwwwww!
What are you looking forward to in the next month?
The half-term hols, parties.
Are you wearing jeans right now?
NO!
Have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
No.
Have you been asked out recently?
No.
Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you?
No.
21 Oct 2010
9 Oct 2010
A little morning quiz!
How many people have you kissed in the past month?
Just one.
Is there anyone who doesn’t like you?
most likely
are you mad at anyone right now?
not really no.
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Uuum, ooh god let me just check...
Is anything bothering you?
Everything at school, and other things :|
Is there someone who has made a difference in your life?
The school to be honest, made me much more confident!
Where do you want to live when your older?
Edinborough.
Last person you helped?
Someone with a maths question on vectors 8-)
Do you like roller coasters?
Love em!
Last thing you drank?
A cuppa Laspang Souchong tea :D
Last time you really laughed?
At a line from my school production I watched last night, I was laughing my head off!
Do you have someone you can count on for anything?
Hmm, not sure really.
Can you speak french?
Some
Do you like to cuddle?
Not really, I get proper uncomfortable and shy, prefer being on the pc by mahself. (forever alone)
Do you like raisins?
I like them from time to time yeah.
Grapes?
YESS, PURPLE ONES MORE THAN GREEN ONES.
What do you usually do when the clock turns 11:11?
I always make a wish :D
What are you wearing on your feet?
Socks and comfy slippers!!
Do you think you’re wasting your time on the person you like?
Sometimes...
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
I don't know, never happened before :S
Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
No.
Are you a patient person?
Depends on my mood tbh!
Where were your hands last night at 11pm
At my keyboard!
Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
No not really.
The last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?
None
Honestly, what did you do today?
Well, I have gotten up, gone to the toilet, made a cuppa, played a bit of sims 2 on the wii, listened to music, checked mah facebook, and now I am doing this. I plan to try and get all my homework done today.
Honestly, who were you with?
My cat is chilling on the chair next to me.
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
Nahh, what's the point?
Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?
Tea, and my laptop *sad*
what should you be doing right now?
Doing my chores, and homework/coursework/revision.
What would happen if you were suddenly in bed with the last person who text you?
It would be a bit awkward sharing a bed with my mum...
If you were 12 and you could see yourself now, would you be disappointed?
No, I would be so surprised, and proud.
Who did you have a meaningful conversation with last?
I honestly can't remember for the life of me :S
Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
lip, the tongue one looks awful!
What were you doing at 8:00 this mornin?
asleep.
What was the last thing someone else bought for you?
A meal :D
Are you gonna get high later?
Naawwww.
Plan on getting drunk tonight?
Me? Drunk? hahahahaha.
Do you like to sleep?
Yes!!
are you a happy person?
Most of the time!
Will next Friday be a good one?
Yes,, night in with the laptopppppp.
Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?
Might'a done, don't really notice these things.
Have you ever given out your number and then later regretted it?
No.
Have you ever gotten burnt by a cigarette?
Yes, when I was younger by my mum, BY ACCIDENT!
If your boyfriend or girlfriend smoked pot, would you care?
A little yeah.
Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
Sweats, big hoodies :D
What made you laugh today?
Nothing so far :D
Text or call?
Text
Your girlfriend/ boyfriend buys you flowers, you say?
Tres nice of ya! *hugs*
Do you regret doing anything you’ve done this week?
Some things, but only little meaningless things that I can't remember fully.
Describe your life in one word
Weird
If you could make your lips bigger, would you?
No. LIPO/PLASTIC SURGERY FTL.
What were you doing at 9:00 am?
Stilllll asleep.
Do you currently have a hickey?
Hickey? ahh right, just check and i don't :D
Do you ever think about the past?
Yeahhhhhh
Last night you felt?
Average really.
What are you wearing right now?
PJ shorts, black hoodie, t-shirt, socks and slippers.
Do you want to see somebody right now?
Yeah
What were you doing 1am this morning?
Asleeeeeep man!
Were you single on your last birthday?
I was.
Is your computer a laptop?
Yarp it is.
What is getting you mad at the moment?
Everything at school, building!
Could you picture yourself getting married and having kids?
I don't know, don;t think I will get married, I might adopt.
What do you tend to drink a lot of?
Tea!
Just one.
Is there anyone who doesn’t like you?
most likely
are you mad at anyone right now?
not really no.
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Uuum, ooh god let me just check...
Is anything bothering you?
Everything at school, and other things :|
Is there someone who has made a difference in your life?
The school to be honest, made me much more confident!
Where do you want to live when your older?
Edinborough.
Last person you helped?
Someone with a maths question on vectors 8-)
Do you like roller coasters?
Love em!
Last thing you drank?
A cuppa Laspang Souchong tea :D
Last time you really laughed?
At a line from my school production I watched last night, I was laughing my head off!
Do you have someone you can count on for anything?
Hmm, not sure really.
Can you speak french?
Some
Do you like to cuddle?
Not really, I get proper uncomfortable and shy, prefer being on the pc by mahself. (forever alone)
Do you like raisins?
I like them from time to time yeah.
Grapes?
YESS, PURPLE ONES MORE THAN GREEN ONES.
What do you usually do when the clock turns 11:11?
I always make a wish :D
What are you wearing on your feet?
Socks and comfy slippers!!
Do you think you’re wasting your time on the person you like?
Sometimes...
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
I don't know, never happened before :S
Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
No.
Are you a patient person?
Depends on my mood tbh!
Where were your hands last night at 11pm
At my keyboard!
Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
No not really.
The last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?
None
Honestly, what did you do today?
Well, I have gotten up, gone to the toilet, made a cuppa, played a bit of sims 2 on the wii, listened to music, checked mah facebook, and now I am doing this. I plan to try and get all my homework done today.
Honestly, who were you with?
My cat is chilling on the chair next to me.
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
Nahh, what's the point?
Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?
Tea, and my laptop *sad*
what should you be doing right now?
Doing my chores, and homework/coursework/revision.
What would happen if you were suddenly in bed with the last person who text you?
It would be a bit awkward sharing a bed with my mum...
If you were 12 and you could see yourself now, would you be disappointed?
No, I would be so surprised, and proud.
Who did you have a meaningful conversation with last?
I honestly can't remember for the life of me :S
Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
lip, the tongue one looks awful!
What were you doing at 8:00 this mornin?
asleep.
What was the last thing someone else bought for you?
A meal :D
Are you gonna get high later?
Naawwww.
Plan on getting drunk tonight?
Me? Drunk? hahahahaha.
Do you like to sleep?
Yes!!
are you a happy person?
Most of the time!
Will next Friday be a good one?
Yes,, night in with the laptopppppp.
Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?
Might'a done, don't really notice these things.
Have you ever given out your number and then later regretted it?
No.
Have you ever gotten burnt by a cigarette?
Yes, when I was younger by my mum, BY ACCIDENT!
If your boyfriend or girlfriend smoked pot, would you care?
A little yeah.
Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
Sweats, big hoodies :D
What made you laugh today?
Nothing so far :D
Text or call?
Text
Your girlfriend/ boyfriend buys you flowers, you say?
Tres nice of ya! *hugs*
Do you regret doing anything you’ve done this week?
Some things, but only little meaningless things that I can't remember fully.
Describe your life in one word
Weird
If you could make your lips bigger, would you?
No. LIPO/PLASTIC SURGERY FTL.
What were you doing at 9:00 am?
Stilllll asleep.
Do you currently have a hickey?
Hickey? ahh right, just check and i don't :D
Do you ever think about the past?
Yeahhhhhh
Last night you felt?
Average really.
What are you wearing right now?
PJ shorts, black hoodie, t-shirt, socks and slippers.
Do you want to see somebody right now?
Yeah
What were you doing 1am this morning?
Asleeeeeep man!
Were you single on your last birthday?
I was.
Is your computer a laptop?
Yarp it is.
What is getting you mad at the moment?
Everything at school, building!
Could you picture yourself getting married and having kids?
I don't know, don;t think I will get married, I might adopt.
What do you tend to drink a lot of?
Tea!
5 Oct 2010
Cool little thanggg.
Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
Uhuh.
If you were pregnant, who is the first person you would tell?
My mum.
Where is your mother right now?
Downstairs cooking something with a marrow.
What was the first cell phone you had?
Siemens, I always laughed at the name!
The person you love needs you, are you there?
Of course
Do you have any bruises?
on my arm, i don't know where it came from...hmm.
Who did you last talk to on the phone?
My mum!
Anyone you were really good friends with that you no longer are?
Many.
Your best friend says they're running away, what do you say?
I has a shed you can stay in!
Can you count how many times you've been in love?
Once; maybe now?
Has anyone told you they love you in the last week?
My mum! -_-
Is it ever too late to apologize?
TOOO LATTEEEEEEEE.
Who can make you feel better in a bad situation?
My cats, a cup of tea and a galaxy chocolate bar. Also the company of my lovely sister. >.<
Can guys and girls be friends without making it more?
yes of course!
Did your last kiss take place on a bed?
No, school.
Did anybody see your last hug?
probs.
Something happen in the middle of the night last night?
I was asleep, so I don't know.
Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes, but it is quite hard, I try and write them down.
Do you watch the Super Bowl?
nnaww
What was the last movie you watched?
Youth in Revolt, absolutely brilliant film XD
Are you taller than your mom?
yes!!
Are you cold right now?
a little chilly, but it isn't uncomfortable!
Learn anything today?
about electrolysis n shit.
Your last ex finds out you've fallen in love with another person and cries:
Umm, not my problem anymore to be honest, we have moved on haven't we?
Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?
Yeah
Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
One person!
Did you reject or accept your last friend request?
Reject man!
Would you prefer being locked in a room with your ex or the one you hate the most?
mah ex man.
Have you ever known anyone that just creeped you out?
yes!!
Ever been on a blind date?
no
What's something you really want right now, be honest?
some waffles covered in sugar and lemon, yesssss.
Can you remember the last time you really liked someone?
Yarp.
Did you hug or kiss somebody today?
No
Do you still pinky promise?
not often
Is there a specific moment you can replay in your mind perfectly?
hehe of couse :D
Have you ever had trouble breathing?
Once time, when I choked on a wether's original in the middle of morrisons, and nobody actually did anything!
Who's the last person you talked to in person last night?
Mah mam.
What are you doing?
this, french homework, scratching nose.
Would you rather be somewhere else now?
yeah
How late did you stay up last night?
until about 22:30
Are you a fast typer?
I like to think so, but I always do a couple of spelling errors.
Is there a girl/guy you would do anything and everything for?
yarp XD
Is it possible to be single and happy?
yes
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
yes
Have you ever wasted your time on something?
spose
Is there someone who you instantly smile when you receive a message from them?
yeah <3
Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you’re at in life now?
Oh god no!!
Are you in a good mood?
I am in an average mood!
Are you wearing a ring, if so who gave it to you?
nawwww
What were you doing at 8 this morning?
Polishing my school shoes :D
Are you a jealous person?
I can be, but I hate being that way.
When was the last time you talked to your friend?
I is talking to one of my friends now
Last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
In class :S
What did your last inbox message say?
"Why is there 2 ones i havent done sectors and segments and circle theorems WTF> but ok ill bring you a dose tomorrow, ripper or original?"
What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
some stuff like.
Is anyone else in the room with you?
Mah cat.
Do you believe what goes around comes around?
yarp, i believe in karma real bad.
Who was the last person in a car with you?
My mum doesn't own a car, so mah friend and mah friend's family.
What will you do after this?
do more french homework, and maybe fit in some physics and textiles!
Do you hate anyone?
Yes.
What's your recent drama?
Rather not say.
Do you tend to get in fights?
no
What are you thinking of doing right now?
eating more food, but just had dinner.
Do you like the dentist?
I like the smell, but not the moulds :(
What do you smell like?
'So....? Super'
What does the 50th message in your inbox say?
who would do this?
What do you wish you were doing right now?
on my non-existent ipad.
What did you last laugh at?
A joke.
Do you have any nicknames?
Safferz, safferoonicle, saffy ;D
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
uummmm, Dom.
Is anyone over protective of you?
my mum.
Do you correct people when they make spelling mistakes on the internet?
All the time, it is a curse!
Were you single on your last birthday?
yes.
Are you afraid to tell your true feelings?
Uhuh.
Are you waiting for anything?
Not really.
Are you happier now, or were you happier 4 months ago?
yes.
Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Nope.
When's the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
yesterday
In the past week, have you cried?
yes, a lot.
What color is the shirt you are wearing?
I am wearing my white shirt and school tie.
What was the first thing you said when you woke up today?
*groan at alarm*
If something was wrong, who is the first girl you would go to?
Megan, Ciaran.
If your best friend made out with your boyfriend/girlfriend, what would you do?
Cry but then try to talk about it.
Who do you know that can make you feel better if you’re not feeling happy?
All my friends and some teachers!
Has anything happened to you in the past month that made you really mad?
Yes!
Where will you be 5 hours from now?
Asleep.
Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
School skirt :D
What are you doing at 3:00pm tomorrow?
Getting ready to leave schoooooooool.
Have you ever been lied to by somebody you thought wouldn't lie to you?
Everyone lies at some point in their life, but yes I have.
Your ex calls you to tell you they hate you, what would you say?
Sorry to hear that tbh.
Uhuh.
If you were pregnant, who is the first person you would tell?
My mum.
Where is your mother right now?
Downstairs cooking something with a marrow.
What was the first cell phone you had?
Siemens, I always laughed at the name!
The person you love needs you, are you there?
Of course
Do you have any bruises?
on my arm, i don't know where it came from...hmm.
Who did you last talk to on the phone?
My mum!
Anyone you were really good friends with that you no longer are?
Many.
Your best friend says they're running away, what do you say?
I has a shed you can stay in!
Can you count how many times you've been in love?
Once; maybe now?
Has anyone told you they love you in the last week?
My mum! -_-
Is it ever too late to apologize?
TOOO LATTEEEEEEEE.
Who can make you feel better in a bad situation?
My cats, a cup of tea and a galaxy chocolate bar. Also the company of my lovely sister. >.<
Can guys and girls be friends without making it more?
yes of course!
Did your last kiss take place on a bed?
No, school.
Did anybody see your last hug?
probs.
Something happen in the middle of the night last night?
I was asleep, so I don't know.
Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes, but it is quite hard, I try and write them down.
Do you watch the Super Bowl?
nnaww
What was the last movie you watched?
Youth in Revolt, absolutely brilliant film XD
Are you taller than your mom?
yes!!
Are you cold right now?
a little chilly, but it isn't uncomfortable!
Learn anything today?
about electrolysis n shit.
Your last ex finds out you've fallen in love with another person and cries:
Umm, not my problem anymore to be honest, we have moved on haven't we?
Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?
Yeah
Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
One person!
Did you reject or accept your last friend request?
Reject man!
Would you prefer being locked in a room with your ex or the one you hate the most?
mah ex man.
Have you ever known anyone that just creeped you out?
yes!!
Ever been on a blind date?
no
What's something you really want right now, be honest?
some waffles covered in sugar and lemon, yesssss.
Can you remember the last time you really liked someone?
Yarp.
Did you hug or kiss somebody today?
No
Do you still pinky promise?
not often
Is there a specific moment you can replay in your mind perfectly?
hehe of couse :D
Have you ever had trouble breathing?
Once time, when I choked on a wether's original in the middle of morrisons, and nobody actually did anything!
Who's the last person you talked to in person last night?
Mah mam.
What are you doing?
this, french homework, scratching nose.
Would you rather be somewhere else now?
yeah
How late did you stay up last night?
until about 22:30
Are you a fast typer?
I like to think so, but I always do a couple of spelling errors.
Is there a girl/guy you would do anything and everything for?
yarp XD
Is it possible to be single and happy?
yes
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
yes
Have you ever wasted your time on something?
spose
Is there someone who you instantly smile when you receive a message from them?
yeah <3
Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you’re at in life now?
Oh god no!!
Are you in a good mood?
I am in an average mood!
Are you wearing a ring, if so who gave it to you?
nawwww
What were you doing at 8 this morning?
Polishing my school shoes :D
Are you a jealous person?
I can be, but I hate being that way.
When was the last time you talked to your friend?
I is talking to one of my friends now
Last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
In class :S
What did your last inbox message say?
"Why is there 2 ones i havent done sectors and segments and circle theorems WTF> but ok ill bring you a dose tomorrow, ripper or original?"
What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
some stuff like.
Is anyone else in the room with you?
Mah cat.
Do you believe what goes around comes around?
yarp, i believe in karma real bad.
Who was the last person in a car with you?
My mum doesn't own a car, so mah friend and mah friend's family.
What will you do after this?
do more french homework, and maybe fit in some physics and textiles!
Do you hate anyone?
Yes.
What's your recent drama?
Rather not say.
Do you tend to get in fights?
no
What are you thinking of doing right now?
eating more food, but just had dinner.
Do you like the dentist?
I like the smell, but not the moulds :(
What do you smell like?
'So....? Super'
What does the 50th message in your inbox say?
who would do this?
What do you wish you were doing right now?
on my non-existent ipad.
What did you last laugh at?
A joke.
Do you have any nicknames?
Safferz, safferoonicle, saffy ;D
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
uummmm, Dom.
Is anyone over protective of you?
my mum.
Do you correct people when they make spelling mistakes on the internet?
All the time, it is a curse!
Were you single on your last birthday?
yes.
Are you afraid to tell your true feelings?
Uhuh.
Are you waiting for anything?
Not really.
Are you happier now, or were you happier 4 months ago?
yes.
Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Nope.
When's the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
yesterday
In the past week, have you cried?
yes, a lot.
What color is the shirt you are wearing?
I am wearing my white shirt and school tie.
What was the first thing you said when you woke up today?
*groan at alarm*
If something was wrong, who is the first girl you would go to?
Megan, Ciaran.
If your best friend made out with your boyfriend/girlfriend, what would you do?
Cry but then try to talk about it.
Who do you know that can make you feel better if you’re not feeling happy?
All my friends and some teachers!
Has anything happened to you in the past month that made you really mad?
Yes!
Where will you be 5 hours from now?
Asleep.
Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
School skirt :D
What are you doing at 3:00pm tomorrow?
Getting ready to leave schoooooooool.
Have you ever been lied to by somebody you thought wouldn't lie to you?
Everyone lies at some point in their life, but yes I have.
Your ex calls you to tell you they hate you, what would you say?
Sorry to hear that tbh.
6 Jul 2010
Work Experience
Hello everyone!
I know I haven't done a proper blog in a while, but now I have the opportunity, as I am currently at my work experience and have a one hour lunch break and I am working in an officey type building! More specifically, I am working at a professional video editing and audio recording/configuring facility. My dream, as I love to edit videos and write and record songs, it fits me perfectly. (My youtube account, subscribe! > http://www.youtube.com/safferoonicle ) My first day was fairly nerve-wracking, I have a two hour journey there, and the same back of course, and it is fairly fun travelling, I love it! When I got here I met the receptionists, and they gave me a tour, then I got straight on with some video logging work. I still am doing it now on my second day! I love the atmosphere, the feel and the people here. They share their little jokes regarding the editing process and I get them! I fit in here! Some of them are too nervous to talk to me, and same here to be honest, but most of them are cushty and they're awesome! Anyway, now I am on my lunch break and I took advantage of it by making a cuppa and logging in (secretively) to my youtube, twitter and facebook! A nerd needs her social networking sites! By the way, here they are:
Twitter- http://twitter.com/safferoonicle
Dailybooth: http://dailybooth.com/safferoonicle
I already mentioned my YouTube XD, Yes, I can't really say it enough, this place is perfect for me, I love being able to sit at a desk and work like an editor, be let in on the secrets, the storeylines, and learn about the software and systems/equipment used, it's magical!! Is anyone else doing work experience, if so where are you doing it? Tell me everything! Comment, follow, stalk, woop!
Thanks guys, over and out...
-Saffy
I know I haven't done a proper blog in a while, but now I have the opportunity, as I am currently at my work experience and have a one hour lunch break and I am working in an officey type building! More specifically, I am working at a professional video editing and audio recording/configuring facility. My dream, as I love to edit videos and write and record songs, it fits me perfectly. (My youtube account, subscribe! > http://www.youtube.com/safferoonicle ) My first day was fairly nerve-wracking, I have a two hour journey there, and the same back of course, and it is fairly fun travelling, I love it! When I got here I met the receptionists, and they gave me a tour, then I got straight on with some video logging work. I still am doing it now on my second day! I love the atmosphere, the feel and the people here. They share their little jokes regarding the editing process and I get them! I fit in here! Some of them are too nervous to talk to me, and same here to be honest, but most of them are cushty and they're awesome! Anyway, now I am on my lunch break and I took advantage of it by making a cuppa and logging in (secretively) to my youtube, twitter and facebook! A nerd needs her social networking sites! By the way, here they are:
Twitter- http://twitter.com/safferoonicle
Dailybooth: http://dailybooth.com/safferoonicle
I already mentioned my YouTube XD, Yes, I can't really say it enough, this place is perfect for me, I love being able to sit at a desk and work like an editor, be let in on the secrets, the storeylines, and learn about the software and systems/equipment used, it's magical!! Is anyone else doing work experience, if so where are you doing it? Tell me everything! Comment, follow, stalk, woop!
Thanks guys, over and out...
-Saffy
3 Jul 2010
CHEESE GLORIOUS CHEESE!
Here is a poem about cheese I found online:
The holidays are almost here
be sure to have assorted cheeses near
Anyway you slice it
you would have dealt it
Let the cheese wheel churn
as you feel it's fat burn
Assorted flavors
for many to savor
Limburger cheese
Oh please, You must be a sly blight to stomach it's smell in your sight
Cheddar in a can
is just grand
Sharp or mild
will make you go wild
Brie and Pepper Jack
can give you a heart attack
Mozzarella is my kind of fella'
on lasagna with others, it fills and sticks right to ya'
Thick American slices
the welfare of many choices
Don't forget the majestic blue
in it's prime always a moldy crime
Cottage cheese you have to stay
I need you everyday
The high morals of Provolone
to share it you are never alone
Laughing cow small creamy Swiss
I never can resist
Upon a crisp wheat cracker
what really matters is spread with moist Gouda
Grated Parmesan on a Yukon gold
will find your spirit warmly consoled
Fontina you must meet her
her presence is rather demeanor
Once you get hold of Soft Gruyere
everything else will just disappear
With or without wine
goes better with the essence of moonshine
Slice a thick of pepperoni or two
and cheese creations are on your tasty menu
adding grapes and colorful fruits and nuts
a loaf of chunky French crusty bread
Man, the taste temptations will go to your head
The Romans knew the best feast
while sitting at their tables in clean washed feet
with assorted cheeses
it was the "Food of the God's"
their safe resources
they would express with applause
Delectable fine smooth chocolates after a treat
of gourmet cheese and many would be down on their knees.
By: Sheila M. Grenon
"The Food Of Life"
26 Jun 2010
A bit more of my story.
I am actually making this up as I go along, so don't hate on me please!!
Then, it happened. In one second my life had been turned upside down and inside out. I had watched those movies before where right at the last second they get saved, and everyone smiles. But no. It wouldn’t work for me would it. It never did. My life was a mistake, a lie. Even though I masked it with pride, I was in pain. Mike had a girlfriend, me liking him made me feel worse. I was living a lie.
As I heard the gun spit out the dull iron bullet it had already shattered his skull and penetrated his prefrontal cortex. My father’s blood sprayed on my jade walls, staining my curtains and smothering my doctor who posters. But I didn’t care anymore. I didn’t care about me anymore.
I then saw the masked man turn to my mum, but drop his gun. Would he spare my beautiful mother? My mother, who had raised me, loved me and cherished me. My mum who I could love more than the doctor or Mike, than any person with a fictional relationship with me. No, he wouldn’t. That bastard withdrew a small kitchen knife that, that I had left out on the kitchen side, after cutting my sandwiches for tomorrow’s day of school. He began to walk towards my mother. I looked at my mother’s stunning face for the last time, she was crying. Her mascara had run down her face, and she was shaking. I wanted to walk out and stab the murderer myself, but I knew that I would be killed as well, and I was too much of a coward to save my mother. I had disgraced our family. I wanted to sit down with her, stroke her hair and tell her everything would be ok, we would then go downstairs together, make cups of tea and just talk all night. She would then kiss my forehead and tell me to go to sleep. That was what I wished could happened so much it hurt.
But the intruder began to repeatedly stab my mother, a total of fourteen times. Seven times in the stomach, three times in the neck, once in the face and three times in her left leg. She bled so much it reached the wardrobe and soaked the floor. I was sitting there, crying in a pool of my mother’s blood.
Then, it happened. In one second my life had been turned upside down and inside out. I had watched those movies before where right at the last second they get saved, and everyone smiles. But no. It wouldn’t work for me would it. It never did. My life was a mistake, a lie. Even though I masked it with pride, I was in pain. Mike had a girlfriend, me liking him made me feel worse. I was living a lie.
As I heard the gun spit out the dull iron bullet it had already shattered his skull and penetrated his prefrontal cortex. My father’s blood sprayed on my jade walls, staining my curtains and smothering my doctor who posters. But I didn’t care anymore. I didn’t care about me anymore.
I then saw the masked man turn to my mum, but drop his gun. Would he spare my beautiful mother? My mother, who had raised me, loved me and cherished me. My mum who I could love more than the doctor or Mike, than any person with a fictional relationship with me. No, he wouldn’t. That bastard withdrew a small kitchen knife that, that I had left out on the kitchen side, after cutting my sandwiches for tomorrow’s day of school. He began to walk towards my mother. I looked at my mother’s stunning face for the last time, she was crying. Her mascara had run down her face, and she was shaking. I wanted to walk out and stab the murderer myself, but I knew that I would be killed as well, and I was too much of a coward to save my mother. I had disgraced our family. I wanted to sit down with her, stroke her hair and tell her everything would be ok, we would then go downstairs together, make cups of tea and just talk all night. She would then kiss my forehead and tell me to go to sleep. That was what I wished could happened so much it hurt.
But the intruder began to repeatedly stab my mother, a total of fourteen times. Seven times in the stomach, three times in the neck, once in the face and three times in her left leg. She bled so much it reached the wardrobe and soaked the floor. I was sitting there, crying in a pool of my mother’s blood.
20 Jun 2010
Start of a Story I'm Writing!
Heya everyone, it has been a whole so I will post a catch up blog later, I just wanted to show you what I have written of a story so far, I am not copying you Jordan, by the way.
Title: Hecate and her Head.
Synopsis: A girl is experiencing her first years back in high school, after a horrific incident which took place, resulting in the death of her parents. She wants to live a normal life, but inside she knows that the killer will come back for her... or is this just her paranoia taking over? In this story we follow her ups and downs, and her slow journey into insanity.
Taster: Blood. That’s all I can remember. Blood. It was all over the walls and bed. There was something more, my mum lying motionless on the ground. My dad draped over the chair, like that duffle coat he used to wear; he would drape it on there. I was hiding in the cupboard, too terrified to do anything. I saw him do it all. But I didn’t see his face, he had a mask on. It was black, sort of a cord material, he had cut two holes out of a hat, and smothered his face with it. Homemade. His shirt was also black, and his trousers. They were all too small for him. He wasn’t wearing any shoes. What a strange man. The atmosphere had changed so suddenly. Mum and Dad came in to wish me goodnight. They looked so happy, and I felt a love for them which I had never felt before. I don’t know why it was that night. Sod’s law. I was in my bed, looking forward to school when I would see Mike. He’s my friend, and I love him. I look at him sometimes in class, just look at him. Doing this time after time is fun. His eyes are a deep jade green, dazzling to look at. His skin was so soft, I had play-slapped it many a time. His hair was soft, often covered in gel though. But he was beautiful. We were going to spend the day together, editing a video, but still together. He knows I have a crush on him, but he doesn’t like me. Typical. It seemed to be like that all the time for me. Rejection after rejection, and this was the ultimate one.
I was thinking about this before my parents came in. Everything was perfect, I had my bags packed, and my uniform was spick and span. I heard the familiar sound of three knocks at the door. “Come in” I sang, I was comfortable; safe, and in the comfort of my family, whom I loved so much.
“Hello darling, are you going to bed now? It’s a bit early!” My mother said, you could hear the interest in her voice. She always seemed to listen to me, even if what I was saying was somewhat frivolous. My mother was a darling. Her cherry red hair always looked beautiful; slowly rustling in this sharp winter wind. She looked content, yet slightly tipsy on the night.
“I think your just worn out from today aren’t you darling?” My dad…I loved him. He was the best dad I could ever have. He cared so much about everything I did, and made the most of every single time I was with him. But, the camera. Oh the camera of doom we used to call it! He would take it everywhere with him, snapping here and there. He said one day he would make a family collage, but he never has. Never will now.
They both looked happy, together, in their last hour. They slowly walked towards my bed, to give me a final kiss goodnight, like they always did. It may have been babyish, but I loved it all the same. Mum bent down, and her soft lips, always concealed in a layer of rose lipstick. She moved towards my head, and I felt her warm touch… it comforted me so much. I felt so happy.
Suddenly, we heard a crash from downstairs, and screaming. A mans screaming. Gunshots were then heard.
“Oh my god, mum what was that?” I was terrified; things like this just don’t happen to a happy family like us.
“Darling, you need to hide.” My mum picked me up from my bed, and pushed me into my closet. She looked at me one more time: her face was scrunched up in fear and confusion…what was she thinking? I wanted all of this to be a dream; I don’t want me or my parents to die. Why had this man come? Were my parents involved in something illegal? So many things were running through my head. I saw tears rolling down her eyes, I wiped them away. More gunshots were heard. They scared the living daylights out of me.
“Sweetheart, just wait in here, we don’t know what is happening but it is best if you are safe.” and she then shut the cupboard doors.
“I love you mum” I whispered. “I love you dad” I breathed. They never heard me. I slowly moved closer to the cupboard doors, peeping through the wooden blinds, trying to see my parents. I looked at my room, I had never seen it from this point of view; my walls were of a jade colour, it had a soft, minty, warm feel. My bed was set in one of the corners of my room; this meant I could stick posters on it. Take that, and Doctor who were staring back at me.
“ALRIGHT YOU BASTARDS, WHERE ARE YOU?”
The rough voice was outside my bedroom door. My parents were standing facing the door; it looked at if they were facing a firing squad, waiting for the headshot. My door burst open, and my heart skipped a beat. The man quickly surveyed the room, noticing my parents facing him. My father slowly raised his head up, and whispered,
“What do you want with us?” Even though I was looking through a thin
The man in black looked at my father with a face of pain and anger. He slowly raised his gun. Life seemed to be in slow motion at that point.
Title: Hecate and her Head.
Synopsis: A girl is experiencing her first years back in high school, after a horrific incident which took place, resulting in the death of her parents. She wants to live a normal life, but inside she knows that the killer will come back for her... or is this just her paranoia taking over? In this story we follow her ups and downs, and her slow journey into insanity.
Taster: Blood. That’s all I can remember. Blood. It was all over the walls and bed. There was something more, my mum lying motionless on the ground. My dad draped over the chair, like that duffle coat he used to wear; he would drape it on there. I was hiding in the cupboard, too terrified to do anything. I saw him do it all. But I didn’t see his face, he had a mask on. It was black, sort of a cord material, he had cut two holes out of a hat, and smothered his face with it. Homemade. His shirt was also black, and his trousers. They were all too small for him. He wasn’t wearing any shoes. What a strange man. The atmosphere had changed so suddenly. Mum and Dad came in to wish me goodnight. They looked so happy, and I felt a love for them which I had never felt before. I don’t know why it was that night. Sod’s law. I was in my bed, looking forward to school when I would see Mike. He’s my friend, and I love him. I look at him sometimes in class, just look at him. Doing this time after time is fun. His eyes are a deep jade green, dazzling to look at. His skin was so soft, I had play-slapped it many a time. His hair was soft, often covered in gel though. But he was beautiful. We were going to spend the day together, editing a video, but still together. He knows I have a crush on him, but he doesn’t like me. Typical. It seemed to be like that all the time for me. Rejection after rejection, and this was the ultimate one.
I was thinking about this before my parents came in. Everything was perfect, I had my bags packed, and my uniform was spick and span. I heard the familiar sound of three knocks at the door. “Come in” I sang, I was comfortable; safe, and in the comfort of my family, whom I loved so much.
“Hello darling, are you going to bed now? It’s a bit early!” My mother said, you could hear the interest in her voice. She always seemed to listen to me, even if what I was saying was somewhat frivolous. My mother was a darling. Her cherry red hair always looked beautiful; slowly rustling in this sharp winter wind. She looked content, yet slightly tipsy on the night.
“I think your just worn out from today aren’t you darling?” My dad…I loved him. He was the best dad I could ever have. He cared so much about everything I did, and made the most of every single time I was with him. But, the camera. Oh the camera of doom we used to call it! He would take it everywhere with him, snapping here and there. He said one day he would make a family collage, but he never has. Never will now.
They both looked happy, together, in their last hour. They slowly walked towards my bed, to give me a final kiss goodnight, like they always did. It may have been babyish, but I loved it all the same. Mum bent down, and her soft lips, always concealed in a layer of rose lipstick. She moved towards my head, and I felt her warm touch… it comforted me so much. I felt so happy.
Suddenly, we heard a crash from downstairs, and screaming. A mans screaming. Gunshots were then heard.
“Oh my god, mum what was that?” I was terrified; things like this just don’t happen to a happy family like us.
“Darling, you need to hide.” My mum picked me up from my bed, and pushed me into my closet. She looked at me one more time: her face was scrunched up in fear and confusion…what was she thinking? I wanted all of this to be a dream; I don’t want me or my parents to die. Why had this man come? Were my parents involved in something illegal? So many things were running through my head. I saw tears rolling down her eyes, I wiped them away. More gunshots were heard. They scared the living daylights out of me.
“Sweetheart, just wait in here, we don’t know what is happening but it is best if you are safe.” and she then shut the cupboard doors.
“I love you mum” I whispered. “I love you dad” I breathed. They never heard me. I slowly moved closer to the cupboard doors, peeping through the wooden blinds, trying to see my parents. I looked at my room, I had never seen it from this point of view; my walls were of a jade colour, it had a soft, minty, warm feel. My bed was set in one of the corners of my room; this meant I could stick posters on it. Take that, and Doctor who were staring back at me.
“ALRIGHT YOU BASTARDS, WHERE ARE YOU?”
The rough voice was outside my bedroom door. My parents were standing facing the door; it looked at if they were facing a firing squad, waiting for the headshot. My door burst open, and my heart skipped a beat. The man quickly surveyed the room, noticing my parents facing him. My father slowly raised his head up, and whispered,
“What do you want with us?” Even though I was looking through a thin
The man in black looked at my father with a face of pain and anger. He slowly raised his gun. Life seemed to be in slow motion at that point.
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